Kate's memoirs

Friday, August 08, 2003

Yes. I did deliever to my kitties some clerk kisses. Perhaps you're wondering why I refer to everything as "clerk." Hmmm. Well, I am a law clerk this summer at a firm. When my fellow clerk and I arrived for "orientation" in January, there was a package of cheese in the refrigerator labeled "Firm Cheese." I didn't know whether that referred to the texture of the cheese or its ownership, but from that point on, I decided to label and refer to everything that my fellow clerk and I own as, for example, "Clerk Cheese." After cheese, inevitably crackers and various fruits were dubbed as Clerk foodstuffs. In fact, it's great fun to use the word "clerk" much in the same manner as the Smurfs use the word "smurf." It can be a noun, adjective, verb, adverb, or just about anything you want it to be.

As an aside, I sure hope my fellow clerk plays music on her I-pod today. I had so much fun dancing in the clerk cage yesterday.

Thursday, August 07, 2003

Well well well. How fun! My very own blog! Too bad I'm too tired to write anything interesting today.

I must retire to my clerk bed, but not until I eat some clerk chocolate and give a clerk kiss or two.

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